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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:53
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Panama Canal boss warns MSC ports deal threatens principle of neutrality - ft.com
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Samsung Nears Wide-Ranging Deal With Perplexity for AI Features - Bloomberg.com
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Vikings are worried about J.J. McCarthy (if you ignore everything they've said) - The Viking Age
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Endometriosis is an interesting disease - Hacker News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Why do White people love dogs more than humans?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Joey Chestnut, barred last July, returns to Nathan’s hot dog eating contest - The Washington Post
No way
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nintendo: Please don’t remove film layer from Nintendo Switch 2 screen - My Nintendo News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
A hidden 'super-Earth' exoplanet is dipping in and out of its habitable zone - Space
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
New COVID-19 variant detected in Washington state. Here’s what to know - The Seattle Times